Published September 14, 2015

By Todd Starnes, Fox Nation

A new Miss America was crowned last night in Atlantic City -- the lovely Betty Cantrell of Warner Robins, Georgia.

The Queen of Femininity - as Bert Parks once crooned in the oh-so-politically incorrect days of yesteryear.

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It was quite a night on the boardwalk where a distinguished panel of left-wing judges tested the ladies intellect on a number of the most pressing issues of our day.

They broached issues like banning guns, defunding Planned Parenthood, Black Lives Matter, Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis and Tom Brady's balls.

Oh yes - one of the finalists wanted to put Ellen Degeneres' face on the ten dollar bill - because she represents tolerance and diversity.

Nobody asked about Hillary Clinton's email servers.

Miss South Carolina turned out to be one of the few ladies who refused to kow-tow to the judge's agenda.

She show down an anti-gun question by saying she opposed banning firearms.

Needless to say - the Pride of the Palmetto State did not win.

Liberals frown on pistol packing beauty queens.
 

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