As you must know by now, Comic-Con International populated the city of San Diego last weekend, and Conan O’Brien moved his show down south for a few days in honor of the event. He got some pretty sweet guests thanks to the pop-up show, and we wanted to bring you our favorite appearances in the weekly roundup. O’Brien must have been pretty stoked considering he just got gobs of Tonight Show level guests all to himself for a few days, and when more shows get shinier stars, we all win! So here’s a lot of Conan, a lot of Comic-Con, and a little bit of everything else. Dig in, nerds!

Conan—Conan Hits Comic-Con Mad Max Style (Above)

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Conan as the The Doof Warrior was a frighteningly uncanny, which is what made this whole bit play just right. We’re not saying O’Brien looks exactly like an eyeless guitar-shredding maniac wearing a skin mask, but when you throw him in a big red onesie the resemblance is close enough.

Conan — Jennifer Lawrence’s Potty Mouth

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After you finish watching Lawrence go out of her way “for the kids,” you might also want to hear the good news she has for fans wanting that Peeta/Katniss/Gale threesome. Then you can listen to her go hard on a rendition of “Believe” that sort of sounds like Louis Armstrong imitating Cher here, and hear Josh Hutcherson to tell you how Italian military police handle crazed Hunger Games fans here. These three are a fun bunch.

Conan—James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender’s Epic Love Story

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Just… talk to us James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender. The core X cast also assembled on Conan’s Comic-Con stage to talk drinking games and violent bonding exercises, before Olivia Munn brought O’Brien and Nicholas Hoult to their knees while describing the process of getting “lubed down” to fit in her Psylocke suit. Indeed.

Conan—‪Peter Capaldi’s Amazing Tardis Entrance‬

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The new Doctor is in!

Conan—Conan Crashes a Magic Mike XXL Girls’ Night Out

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We had to skip out on Best TV due to Comic-Con duties last week, and we’ve had a lot of Conan already today, but haven’t you been wondering what it’s like to spend a girls’ night out with a giant dorky red-headed comedian? We sure have.

Late Night with Seth Meyers—‪Ben Kingsley Looks Back on Sexy Beast

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Sir Ben Kingsley is a petite guy—about 5’8″ and slight of build—but if we had just seen him as Don Logan in Sexy Beast and he approached us with a threatening posture, we too would probably topple backwards down a flight of stairs. No shame.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon—Amy Schumer Sent a Sexual Prank Text to Katie Couric’s Husband

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This makes us wonder what a Katie Couric addition would have been like in “Last Fuckable Day,” seeing as how she’s such a big fan of “humor.” Don’t miss the rest of her very emotional interview with Jimmy, or her talk of Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend, Irina Shayk.

Late Night with Seth Meyers— Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm Used to Compete for the Same Girl

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Fortunately for Rudd, he seems to have recovered handily from the masculinity-stripping experience of going head-to-head with Jon Hamm for girls. Also, Rudd, Hamm, and Adam Scott are all longtime friends?! How have these parties been kept under wraps for so long?!?

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon—True Confessions with Tina Fey And Amy Poehler

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Hearing Amy Poehler say she knows “almost everything about Tina” feels so weirdly validating, like believing in goodness and light is the right thing to do, no matter how hard things may seem. And since we probably need to hear them set up the trailer for their new movie sisters, here’s that too.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver—Stadiums

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It really sucks when you hear reams of factually supported information that makes watching sports less fun because you’re more aware of how exploitative and money-mongering the professional enterprises around them are, but damn it! We are getting screwed over, y’all!